Wonderfully Witty Words

For you Suzanne...


The protector of all
creatures big and small
That sure is our Suze
while her BMW is on cruise.

A vegetarian we all adore
Never has to buy Roses from a store
At any age she is a Hottie,
Happy Birthday to our # 1 BLOTTIE!!!

Love you,
Gig, your "favorite princess"


I am sitting here at work,
Trying to pass some time.
I am thinking of some words,
And trying to make them rhyme.

The wound cultures came a plenty,
But the urine, it was light.
My poem I wrote for Blottie,
May give us all a fright.

I am sitting here giving service,
To armed service men and women,
While visions of sweet roses
In my head be a swimmin’

Yes, this poem may be far fetched,
Like it’s not from this planetarium.
But what do you expect,
Since Suzanne is a vegetarian.

I’m sorry I’m not as language savvy
As our good friend George Dubya,
But you can’t blame me
For not driving a BMW.

Instead I drive a Nissan.
Yes, Japan is where it was made.
But it doesn’t change the fact,
That today is Suzanne’s Birthday.

So let’s all have a great big party.
Let’s get this show on the road,
And lie to me and tell me it’s good,
Even though this poem just blows.

Love,
Cecile


Ode to a Beautiful Blogger Buddy
She’s not like every blogger you meet,
I probably wouldn’t notice her on the street.

But I did notice her one-of-a-kind style,
At her comments I always did smile.

She don’t look like no septuagenarian,
She ain’t even close cuz’ she’s a vegetarian.

She takes the cake for being a hottie,
No wonder Just Bob made her a Blottie.

She is compassionate, naughty, and sweet,
Her garden rocks and her house looks very neat.

Her roses look like they came out of Sunset Magazine,
I just want to sit in her garden, and dream…

She’s artistic but can’t drive all that well,
Her BMW got smashed from what I could tell.

But I’d let Suzanne drive me around,
I’d wear a helmet in case we hit the ground.

Today is her birthday so don’t start to cry,
Get Suzanne a drink, her glass is dry.

Let’s all sing Happy Birthday and par-tay,
Make her day special in our own insane way!!!

Love,
Random Chick

P.S. For those of you who'd like to contribute your perfectly pathetic poetry, send me an email and I'll add it here: me.random.chick@gmail.com.