Oh Lord! Bob, just ask her out and get it over with. The heck with Megan. I say go for Blottie. Besides, older women are better lovers anyway, at least that's what the song says.
Older women are better lovers. I didn't get this far and not figure out how to do it baby. Very well I might add!!! But. And yes, there's always a BUT! I'm getting old. Things are sagging, dragging and yes, I'm nagging. I need me some handsome 100 year old who can't see too good and thinks he's dating a 20 something!!!
Oh, and Bob, Megan and Cece, just so you know, I'M NOT DATING. I haven't dated since I was 18 and I refuse! Refuse I tell you. I'd rather be celibate the rest of my life. Unless a guy just drops in my lap. "Oh, and Buddy, while your down there can you..."
rotate my tire?
Bob. Stick with Megan. She's a winner! And besides, I devoted too much time to this wedding to give up now.
XO to all! I still love you Bob. Cece, nice try. *Suze is heard leaving comment page singing "Matchmaker, Matchmaker, give me a match. Find me a find, catch me a catch. Matchmaker, Matchmaker look through your book, and find me the perfect match.* Yes, our high school did Fiddler On The Roof. It was TERRIFIC by the way!!!
She is our beloved friend. A woman like no other...one who deserves a three month-long celebration of her birthday. She's our Blottie. She makes us laugh, cry, and drink heavily. That's why we've dedicated this blog to her birthday celebration. Please join us, won't you?
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Second!
This is too funny. Bob, I'm going to be 50. I'm not so sure I'm happy about this one. I think I'm a little scared!
Love you darling. Thanks. You're so much fun.
Oh, and that countdown widget is killing me. I'm waiting to combust or something!!!
Oh Lord! Bob, just ask her out and get it over with. The heck with Megan. I say go for Blottie. Besides, older women are better lovers anyway, at least that's what the song says.
Ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha.
Excellent! The countdown begins!
Older women are better lovers. I didn't get this far and not figure out how to do it baby. Very well I might add!!! But. And yes, there's always a BUT! I'm getting old. Things are sagging, dragging and yes, I'm nagging. I need me some handsome 100 year old who can't see too good and thinks he's dating a 20 something!!!
Oh, and Bob, Megan and Cece, just so you know, I'M NOT DATING. I haven't dated since I was 18 and I refuse! Refuse I tell you. I'd rather be celibate the rest of my life. Unless a guy just drops in my lap. "Oh, and Buddy, while your down there can you..."
rotate my tire?
Bob. Stick with Megan. She's a winner! And besides, I devoted too much time to this wedding to give up now.
XO to all! I still love you Bob. Cece, nice try. *Suze is heard leaving comment page singing "Matchmaker, Matchmaker, give me a match. Find me a find, catch me a catch. Matchmaker, Matchmaker look through your book, and find me the perfect match.* Yes, our high school did Fiddler On The Roof. It was TERRIFIC by the way!!!
OMG! It's that time of year again!!!
Let's get read to PAR-TAY!
Suzanne, you ready?
No!!!! I'm not. Oh my God.
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