Don't forget to STOP on by every so often to check on the Blottie Birthday Countdown. It would be a violation of your duties as a blogger buddy and a serious infraction of the online friend code of conduct if you forgot about her birthday.
I couldn't picture a day when her friends would speed through this crossroad of her life without slowing down to share a smile and laugh. This blog is your ticket to another two month party in advance of Suzy's big day! You would have to be bananas to miss out. So STOP a while, grab a glass of fine wine, relax and enjoy the party. Missing out could be costly...
11 comments:
FIRST!
It was NOT A RED LIGHT!!! It was a yellow light. Citrus Height PD lured me in then BAM, snagged me. I'm still a bit miffed at that. And if I fight this ticket, that's what I'll argue. And trust me, I'm arguing for all Americans who have been lured into the intersection under false pretense. This could go to the Supreme Court.
Thanks Bob!!! I LOVE YOU!!! Oh, and honey, they actually have sensors? And I'll be honest, I didn't see no damn sign posted indicating there was a $410 fine. Where the hell'd you find that? I was robbed.
Cece called me at around 8am this morning. I said "Honey, I'm trying to get out of this joint on time, I can't talk. She told me to "Slow Down." I wasn't speeding. Why does everyone think I was speeding? Even when I "gunned it" I don't think I was doing over 40! I seriously don't deserve this ticket. Am I going to fight it? I told Cece, I have to see the photo. My new friend, the handsome black cop, said it should arrive in two weeks. When I see it, I'll decide. If the Brinks truck is in the photo, I'm fighting it. If it's just me under my pink baseball cap...I don't know. I know judges. Most don't think outside the box and nail your ass to the wall. I don't have a lot of time to waste, so if I have to pay $410, I'll do it. But trust me, I'll be really, really, really pissed off.
Love you darling. Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MEEEEEEEEEEE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! Bob can you believe another freakin' year has passed. That's insane.
Love you and hope you're feeling better. And my dear friend, thanks.
XO
THIRD!!!
Hi honey. Welcome to my party!!!
It arrived today. I look guilty.
But, the photos are all in black and white!!! For violating a "RED" light. Are they nutty??? A good lawyer will you know what them a new one. They're kidding. Right?
I'm serious, this is me asking myself when I saw the photos, "So where's the color photo because I know I went through a yellow light." A few hours later, Rob, "It's in black and white? Are they kidding?" Apparently not. We'll see what happens!
XO
60 days left!!!
That's all??? Bob, how did a year pass so quickly? That's just pathetic.
Driving home from work last night I sped up to go through a yellow light at an intersection and thought of you. The next light that was yellow I slowed down and stopped.
Bob, that light changed me forever. Seriously. I've slowed down on the freeway, I never go though a yellow, I go the speed limit all around town. I learned from my crime. I'm different. I'm so glad you learned from my expensive mistake.
Big XO Blottie ;)
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