I'm more of a practical guy than a sentimental guy. Therefore, my birthday gifts for Suze will naturally be more practical than sentimental. So, without further ado, Happy 50th!
I'll start with this LCD mirror for Black Beauty. Since Suze has a problem knowing when the police are behind her as she blows through a red light, this should help her keep track of the CHP.
If we think back over the past year, Suze had a number of "accidents" involving tree branches, wayward kitties, and a nasty gash to her forehead. So, in an effort to keep Suze in one piece, it would seem appropriate to get her a pink helmet to protect her from all harm.
Since Suze is having a wee bit of a problem sleeping, the latest in sleep technology courtesy of Sleep Number should do the trick. I guess her sleep number is now 50!
Finally, Suze doesn't like her baseboards. Suze can't figure out how to paint her baseboards. So the final gift is new baseboards. I'm thinking a white picket fence motif will look great.
Happy Birthday Blottie... hope you like the gifts.
8.08.2009
For Suzy... part deux
It's been a whole year
since we got to say
What Suzy means to us
on her special day
We've all grown a little
and become much closer
Far flung friends
and nary a poser
Through good times and bad
we have all been there
To support each other
To genuinely care
It doesn't seem long
since that last party
The tears have been plenty
and the laughs have been hearty
And now that she reaches
a milestone in life
we remember the happiness
and forget all the strife
At this big moment
the calendar turns fifty
But she looks much younger
still fit and quite nifty
She spreads her spirit
of affection and love
amongst all her friends
with a grace of a dove
She's never been shy
of sharing her feelings
with all of us
and all of our dealings
We value her ideas
and all of her thoughts
We ask for her opinions
which cannot be bought
She brings us great joy
and makes us all smile
We revel in her presence
and lose worries for a while
From feeding the ferals
to the peace of her flowers
Suzy is in our hearts
with her soothing powers
Most of us
can't live without her
and her daily comments
throughout the world of blogger
So on her big day
her friends raise a toast
To the original Blottie
the woman with the most
You mean so much
to your close dear friend
who hopes this grand party
will never end
Suze, Suzy, Suzanne
and The Wedding Planner
just bob marks the occasion
with a special banner
In pink and purple
her favorite hues
just bob sends out
this Happy Birthday to you!
since we got to say
What Suzy means to us
on her special day
We've all grown a little
and become much closer
Far flung friends
and nary a poser
Through good times and bad
we have all been there
To support each other
To genuinely care
It doesn't seem long
since that last party
The tears have been plenty
and the laughs have been hearty
And now that she reaches
a milestone in life
we remember the happiness
and forget all the strife
At this big moment
the calendar turns fifty
But she looks much younger
still fit and quite nifty
She spreads her spirit
of affection and love
amongst all her friends
with a grace of a dove
She's never been shy
of sharing her feelings
with all of us
and all of our dealings
We value her ideas
and all of her thoughts
We ask for her opinions
which cannot be bought
She brings us great joy
and makes us all smile
We revel in her presence
and lose worries for a while
From feeding the ferals
to the peace of her flowers
Suzy is in our hearts
with her soothing powers
Most of us
can't live without her
and her daily comments
throughout the world of blogger
So on her big day
her friends raise a toast
To the original Blottie
the woman with the most
You mean so much
to your close dear friend
who hopes this grand party
will never end
Suze, Suzy, Suzanne
and The Wedding Planner
just bob marks the occasion
with a special banner
In pink and purple
her favorite hues
just bob sends out
this Happy Birthday to you!
8.07.2009
It's Friday
Well, it's Friday in this part of the world. It may be other days and other times in more exotic locations across the globe. Less than one day to Blottie's birthday... so let's skip work and bang on the drums all day.
8.04.2009
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